I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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