Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I just had sex on a roof
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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