You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He better not be in your backpack
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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