Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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