So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
