Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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