whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
