I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
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