I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
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