I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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