I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Randomize
