I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Randomize
