i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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