i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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