school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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