somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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