i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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