no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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