Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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