2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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