Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
