I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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