Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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