Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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