OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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