Just fell off a train. Bad.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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