She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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