Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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