I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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