Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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