so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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