Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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