she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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