What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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