You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Farmville is her only friend.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
