I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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