so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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