I murdered the dance floor call the cops
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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