Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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