So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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