She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Randomize
