you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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