No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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