Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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