This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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