i just google imaged poop.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Drake has all the answers
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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