Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
ttyl tear gas
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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