Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Randomize
