yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
try to milk me bitch
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