what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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